“- Rosie: Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.
- Tanya: Mother? We're the same age!
- Rosie: Yeah. Well, parts of us are.”
Christine Baranski - Rosie
Julie Walters - Tanya

Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“I shall regret the absence of your keen mind. Unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.”

Gary Cooper - Prof. Bertram Potts

“I don't want anybody's body. I want my body!”
Robert Montgomery - Joe Pendleton

“Certainly there are thirteen bodies in the cellar and there are hundreds more in the attic!”
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster