“Oh, don't kiss me - I don't know where your lips have been.”
Mona Lyden - Mishi

“- Betty Brant: I would totally kiss you but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
- Ned Leeds: I- I might have a mint.”
Angourie Rice - Betty Brant
Jacob Batalon - Ned Leeds

“The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.”

Dean Stockwell - John Cavil

“- Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
- Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
- Juni Cortez: You.”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez