“- Franklin Hatchett: James had a lot of women. Actually, he had all the women.
- James Russell: All the women, all the guys, I fucked them all!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Charlie Sheen - James Russell

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale

“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
Julian Sands - Dr. Nick Cavanaugh

“I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.”
Natalie Dormer - Victoria

- Fangora: When you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
- Steven: Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
- Fangora: Chicks dig it.
Milla Jovovich - Fangora
Adrien Brody - Steven