“No crying. Look what an awful face you've got when you cry.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills

“Hey, give people some warning before you stick that face out in public.”
Nick Giannopoulos - Steve Karamitsis

“- Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
- Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
- Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.”
Nicolas Cowan - Adam
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
Rob Schneider - Iggy

“Natalie! I was wondering, if you were driving 55 miles per hour and you collided with a runaway train, would it make any improvement on your face?”
Corey Feldman - Dean

“- Stef: You know, your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.
- Mouth: Yeah and you looks are kind of pretty. When your face isn't screwing it up.”
Martha Plimpton - Stef
Corey Feldman - Mouth