“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“I'm their worst nightmare: a Catholic, with cash.”

Brian Cox - Sidney McLoughlin

“It proved to be pretty impossible to get funds for a feature film in Finland. It's still small, but the film industry was miniscule at that point in the early '80s.”
Renny Harlin

“All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph