“- Paul Blake: What's with all the attention?
- Manumana: Where I come from, Mr. Blake, we're taught to respect our elders.
- Paul Blake: Oh yeah? Well, I'm not that eld, alright?”
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo - Manumana

“- B-rad: Shut up, ho.
- Shondra: Who you callin' ho, ho?
- B-rad: Yo, ho, the same ho that gave up that weak-ass kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
Regina Hall - Shondra

“All you want is a few free drinks and a chance to tear people down. Those guys deserve a bit more respect. You bunch of wankers.”

Hans Matheson - Luke Shand

“- Silas P. Silas: You're an asshole.
- Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
- Jamal King: No I said idiot.
- Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
- Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
- Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
- Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Obba Babatundé - Dean Carl Cain
Redman - Jamal King
Justin Urich - Jeffrey

“I don't wanna badmouth the kid, but he's a horrible, dishonest, immoral louse. And I say that with all due respect.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose