“You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry.”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Fool: Listen Alice, they're not your real parents.
- Alice: What?
- Fool: They're not. They're not even husband and wife. They stole you, like they did Roach and all the others. They're a bunch of rotten baby snatchers.
- Alice: You're just saying that...
- Fool: My grandfather Booker told me. He wouldn't lie to me.”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Fool
A.J. Langer - Alice

“I think we kick when we find out that our parents don't know much more about the world than we do. They don't have all the answers. We rebel when we find out that they've been lying to us all along, that there isn't any Santa Claus at all.”
Dakota Fanning - Allie Keys

“You know, I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mix some Pop Rocks and Coke. Protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about it...more I wish dad would've lied to us.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester