“- Julian: I mean, come on. Can't you tell when I'm telling the truth?
- Benjamin Wells: No. Trust was the first thing you ruined.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells

“You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex