“- Barber Martin: There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
- Walt Kowalski: Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing.”
John Carroll Lynch - Barber Martin
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“Mr. Charles, this sure is a pleasure! I should have recognized you, seeing the pictures in the papers. I follow all your cases. We still talk about the Thin Man job and the Landis case. Why, it's the slickest detective work in 50 years.”

Arthur Belasco - Policeman

“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“- Edward Lewis: I don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.
- Vivian Ward: So, it's sort of like, um… stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?
- Edward Lewis: Yeah, sort of. But legal.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark