“I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.”
Khleo Thomas - Zero

“- Dixon: What are you, an idiot?
- Desk Sergeant: Don't call me an idiot, Dixon!
- Dixon: I didn't call you an idiot, I asked if you was an idiot... That was a question.”
Sam Rockwell - Dixon
Željko Ivanek - Desk Sergeant

“- Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
- Elton: What's seven times seven?
- Cher: Stuff she knows.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Jeremy Sisto - Elton

“Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.”
Robert Stack - Captain Rex Kramer

“- J.D.: There are no stupid questions.
- Veronica: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
- J.D.: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.”
Christian Slater - J.D.
Winona Ryder - Veronica