“You look better now than you ever did, you know that?”

Christopher Walken - Ray

“What a lovely thing she was... Standing as high in the water as one of your skyscrapers, longer than two rugby fields, and furnishings to match the finest mansions in England. She was one of a kind, no question about it, and God himself, they said, couldn't sink her. Then in two hours she was gone... and fifteen hundred souls with her.”

Alec Guinness - John Bigalow

“If I die I will die well dressed.”

Tchéky Karyo - Jean Villeneuve

“- Chris Porter: Well sir, you look real good.
- Al Haynes: I tell you, it sure beats rigor mortis.”

Tom O'Brien - Chris Porter
Charlton Heston - Captain Al Haynes

“- Peggy Sue: I think I had a heart attack and died at the reunion!
- Richard Norvik: Well, you look great for a corpse.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Barry Miller - Richard Norvik