“If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan

“You had better learn how to play the game, and I don't mean just the game of football.”
Mac Davis - Seth Maxwell

“We act like we have all the answers and we're totally invincible, like our parents seem and their parents before them, and I'm sorry, that I have to be the one to say this, but it's fucking bullshit.”

Christopher Grace - Seth Abrahms

“Disco was too great, and too much fun, to be gone forever! It's got to come back someday. I just hope it will be in our own lifetimes.”
Matt Keeslar - Josh

Yuppie stands for "young upwardly mobile professional". Nightclub flunkie is not a professional category. I wish we were yuppies. Young, upwardly mobile, professional. Those are good things, not bad things.
Chris Eigeman - Des