“You’re right, you shouldn’t have been deported, you should have been exterminated.”

Lionel Barrymore - James Temple

“I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants.”

Johnny Depp - George Jung

“The only time the Border Patrol wins hot pursuit is when they get laid.”
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“It's a thin line between love and hate.”
Della Reese - Ma Wright

“- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Welcome to Canada.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Hold it right there, Canuck!
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Who are you?
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!”
Steven Alexander Wright - RCMP Officer at Headquarters
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer