“- Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
- Alfalfa: No, of course not.
- Spanky: Good.
- Stymie: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Bug Hall - Alfalfa

“- Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
- Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!”
Walton Goggins - Wallace
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

- Riker: Someone once said "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgements".
- Zefram Cochran: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that?
- Riker: You did, ten years from now.
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran

“- Man 1: Can I quote you, Mark?
- Mark Van Doren: Not before I quote me.
- Dorothy Van Doren: His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.”
Paul Scofield - Mark Van Doren
Elizabeth Wilson - Dorothy Van Doren