“- Abe Sapien: She's like me! A creature from another world.
- Hellboy: You need to get out more.”
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Oscar Novak: As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. Then, she elbowed me in the face. Then, we both threw up. Then, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
- Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
- Oscar Novak: Pretty much.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- Giselle: Oh, you have such strange ideas about love.
- Robert Philip: Maybe we should just do what you do. You meet, you have lunch, and you get married.
- Giselle: Oh, you forgot about happily ever after.
- Robert Philip: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.”
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
- Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.”
Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself