“- Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here?
- Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen: Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?”

Sylvester Stallone - Henry 'Razor' Sharp
Robert De Niro - Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

“I just hacked into your accounts. You just lost twenty million. Now you know what it feels like to lose what you love.”

Harrison Ford - Jack Stanfield

“- Louis Booker: The kangaroo got the money!
- Charlie Carbone: What are you talking about?
- Louis Booker: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!”
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“As someone once said, there's a difference between a failure and a fiasco.”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B?”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor