“If you fire me, we're through. It isn't the job, I don't mind that. But it just goes to show me how much you care.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lily

“I have never seen this woman in my life. I never followed her home. I never had sex with her in her refrigerator. This is a sick fantasy, and I deny everything. And when will women like you learn you can't tear apart a perfectly good marriage with your vicious lies?”

Armand Assante - Ned Ravine

“The trouble with you is you pretend you don't care about things, but you do.”
Betty Grable - Jill Lynn

“- Louis Bukowski: You care too much, Stanley.
- Stanley White: How can anybody care too much?”
Raymond J. Barry - Louis Bukowski
Mickey Rourke - Stanley White

“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren