“- Annie: A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.
- Max: No no, I've seen his dick, it's pretty great.
- Annie: Well, I tried.”
Rachel McAdams - Annie
Jason Bateman - Max

“- Captain York: I'm Captain Yorke, sir. I bid you welcome, General Thursday.
- Lt. Col. Owen Thursday: I'm not a general, Captain. A man is what he's paid for. I'm paid in the rank of Lt. Colonel.
- Captain York: I'd remembered you as a general from the war, sir.”
John Wayne - Capt. Kirby York
Henry Fonda - Lt. Col. Owen Thursday

“I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.”
Bette Davis - Margo Channing

“- Tim O'Hara: O'Hara here, leave a message, keep it short.
- Mr. Channing: Channing here, you're fired. Short enough for you?”
Jeff Daniels - Tim O'Hara
Michael Lerner - Mr. Channing

“Up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.”
Demi Moore - Erin Grant