“- The Doctor: You want dominion over the living, but all you do is kill!
- The Master: Life is wasted on the living!”
Paul McGann - The Doctor
Eric Roberts - The Master

“- Charlie Anders: Listen, if you weren't standing up on the roof like a signpost, we wouldn't be in this shit. My mate's been shot. He could be dead. You're a fucking menace, right? I should really kill you.
- Shawn Holloway: You're right. Well, come on. I haven't got all day.”
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders
Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Is that all you boys can think about; gettin' to Ogallala and spendin' your money on whores?
- Jasper Fant: That's all right for you, Gus; you got Lorena with you. What about the rest of us?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: What's good for me might not be good for the weak minded.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Barry Tubb - Jasper Fant

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hourago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are.”
Jeremy Piven - Arnie