“They bought shiploads of vinegar in Cuba, and in each barrel, they sealed one corpse, and then they sold them as medical cadavers all over Europe. And for a while, that was their principal source of profit. You see, this place has always had a special way of dealin' with profit and death.”

Connie Nielsen - Osborne

“It's the cutting edge of politics in a very extraordinarily boring way!”

Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.”
Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“- Sam: What did you say she did back in Romania?
- Phil Blackwood: Receptionist?”

William Daniels - Sam
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Phil Blackwood: I thought you said you drove in Romania!
- Nina Lonescu: This is how we drive in Romania!”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu