“- Z: Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them.
- Weaver: Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls.
- Z: Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging.”
Woody Allen - Z
Sylvester Stallone - Weaver

“I'm sick of chauffeuring these fucking entitled wannabe playboys who have never worked a day in their life. Showing them houses that I could never afford. Laughing at their jokes that I can't stand. All while fending off their gropes. But not all their gropes. Because you never know, one of these days I might just might get a full commission.”
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers

“I won't be a caddy all my life. I'm going to car-wash school in the fall.”
Jonathan Silverman - Harry

“Work now till you go back to college. And I'm fixing you up with a job with your uncle.”

Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein

“I'm a thirty-year-old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon