“- Ma Stone: A man like Daniel Webster: guess they pay him high for what he does, but he's worth it. And he helps others... makes all the difference.
- Jabez Stone: But suppose a man got his money in bad ways?
- Ma Stone: Wouldn't profit him none.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone
James Craig - Jabez Stone

“- Celine Naville: How much are you asking for?
- Robert Lewis: Half a million.
- Celine Naville: Half a million dollars is not a lot of money for a woman like me!
- Robert Lewis: I didn't mean it as a reflection of you as an individual!”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“Money is not everything. I know because I have money and I have everything. But what are they worth without freedom?”
Madeline Kahn - Gussie Mausheimer

“- White Goodman: My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
- Peter La Fleur: Why would I want cup holders?”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Why are divorces so expensive?
- Luke Duke: Why?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: 'Cause they're worth it!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke