“- Bridget: I thought I'd die laughing. He was so hungry, he wanted to eat his shoes.
- Carol: No?
- Bridget: He pretended the laces were spaghetti.”

Helen Fraser - Bridget
Catherine Deneuve - Carol

“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a bad film, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.”
Jason London - Rick Rambis

This place is fantastic. It's like “Gone With the Wind” on mescaline.

John Cusack - John Kelso

“I'll starve myself to death, it's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. I tried it yesterday afternoon.”
Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé