“You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.”
Jason Segel - Sam Schechter

“- Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
- Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?”
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn
Alan Tudyk - Wat

“- Karin Carter: He's got a gun.
- Madison Carter: What were you doing in the car with him?
- Karin Carter: Talking about baseball.”

Kaley Cuoco - Karin Carter
Kelly Lynch - Madison Carter

“A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them.”
Jeremy Irons - Humbert Humbert

“If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi