“[Over P.A] Welcome to High School Hell. I'm your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Omri Katz - Max

“- Daisy Werthan: It's 7:16!
- Boolie Werthan: You should have a job on the radio announcing the time.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan

“- Talk ShowHost: All right, this is Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Sexually Speaking. Hello, you are on the air.
- Edgar: Hi. It's me again.
- Talk ShowHost: Oh, hello Me! I was wondering if you would call. What's on your mind?
- Edgar: Well, Doctor, it's really the same question: I want to know what love is.”
Ruth Westheimer - Talk Show Host
Bud Cort - Edgar

“- Cosmo Carboni: You've got to start off every morning by croning to that low-life, bag bird?
- Victor Carboni: Bella likes music in the morning.
- Cosmo Carboni: Yeah? Then buy the bum a radio!”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni

“- Young Jean Grey: Can you change the station?
- Elaine Grey: When the song's over, honey?
- Young Jean Grey: You said that two songs ago.
- John Grey: You know this is a classic, right?
- Elaine Grey: Okay, how about I make you a promise? When you're old enough to drive, you can listen to whatever music you want. Hmm? That a deal?”
Summer Fontana - Young Jean Grey (8yrs Old)
Hannah Emily Anderson - Elaine Grey