“- Mike Lowrey: Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
- White Carjacker: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.”

Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Kim Coates - White Carjacker

“- Ferris Bueller: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
- Cameron Frye: How?
- Ferris Bueller: We'll drive home backwards.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller
Matthew Broderick - Cameron Frye

“- Jack Traven: Stop! L.A.P.D! Get out of the car!
- Jaguar Owner: Hey man, this is my car, I own this car, it's not stolen.
- Jack Traven: [pulls gun out and points it at him] It is now. Move over.”
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Glenn Plummer - Jaguar Owner

“- Lex: We're not stealing my mom's car. Okay, that's not happening.
- Hawk: You're damn right we are.”
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Edward Furlong - Hawk

“- Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
- Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.”
Ade - Tyrone
Robbie Gee - Vinny