“No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck

- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Friends call me "Nova" as in Casanova.
- College Girl: That's pathetic!
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Tara Subkoff - College Girl

“- Chance: Geez, you are laughing at me!
- Delilah: No, I'm laughing with you.
- Chance: I knew that.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance
Carla Gugino - Delilah

“What's the use of talking to you cold-hearted boids? Go ahead! Have your fun! Laugh at him! Kick him now that he's down! Go on! We don't care.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“All the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in awhile.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding