“- Snake Plissken: You know where I can find Cuervo Jones?
- Skinhead: What do I look like, a fuckin' tour guide?”
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Robert Carradine - Skinhead

“- Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages?
- Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die?
- Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy?
- Billy: Extremely rude!”
Brad Davis - Sheriff Ike Slayton
Lou Ferrigno - Smitty
Ken Foree - Billy

“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake

“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig