“- Hub: We're old, damnit! Leave us alone!
- Garth: The last thing we need is some little sissy boy hanging around all summer.”
Robert Duvall - Hub
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- The Dag: [to her belly] Stay right where you are, little Joe. Kind of lost his novelty out here.
- Keeper of the Seeds: You're having a baby?
- The Dag: Warlord, Jr... It's gonna be so ugly.
- Keeper of the Seeds: It could be a girl!”
Abbey Lee - The Dag
Melissa Jaffer - Keeper of the Seeds

“I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.”
Helena Bonham Carter

“I've taught you much, my little droogies.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
- Rusty Griswold: What happened?
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I threw up.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold