“You ever read any Nietzsche? Nietzsche says there's two kinds of people in the world: people who are destined for greatness like Walt Disney... and Hitler. Then there's the rest of us.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack

“See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything!”

“- Ana Pascal: It's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come?
- Harold Crick: I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Ana Pascal
Will Ferrell - Harold Crick

“I think we're unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others.”
Parvesh Cheena - Samir

“He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I no care. In Beirut, plane fly over head, drop bomb. I like these planes better.”
Costas Kilias - Farouk