“- Rick Deckard: Is this a real snake?
- Zhora: Of course it's not real. You think I would be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
Joanna Cassidy - Zhora

“- David Clark: What the fuck is that?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Oh, my orca. Yeah, I bought an orca. I make a lot of money.
- David Clark: So you bought a whale?
- Brad Gurdlinger: Well, I don't like sports cars.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“We will now present for your entertainment the most stupendous, magnificent, super-colossal spectacle! On this tiny, little, insignificant ball, we will construct for you a pyramid! Not of wood, not of stone... pyramid, of ponderous, pulsating, pulchritudinous pachyderms!”
Herman Bing - The Ringmaster

“It isn't a wolf... it's a werewolf!”
Lon Chaney Jr. - Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man

“- Lady Eboshi: Stay here. Help me kill the Forest Spirit, Ashitaka.
- Ashitaka: You would do that? Kill the very heart of the forest?
- Lady Eboshi: Without that ancient god, the animals here would be nothing but dumb beasts once again.”
Minnie Driver - Lady Eboshi
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka