“- Director: Has it occurred to you that the period of our picture is 1878?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, yes indeed sir. I am well aware that that is the period of the film. 1878.
- Director: Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?”
Herbert Ellis - Director
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“- Sarah Marshall: It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
- Rachel Jansen: For society, how we're reliant on technology. I get it. I'm with you.
- Aldous Snow: It's a metaphor for a crap movie.”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall
Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Russell Brand - Aldous Snow

“- Fanny Price: I do not trust him, sir.
- Sir Thomas Bertram: What do you distrust?
- Fanny Price: His nature, sir. Like many charming people, he conceals an almost absolute dependence on the appreciation of others.
- Sir Thomas Bertram: And what is the terrible ill in that?
- Fanny Price: His sole interest is in being loved, sir, not in loving.”

Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price
Harold Pinter - Sir Thomas Bertram

“Something you should abide by on this world or any other, never trust anyone. Especially me.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith

“I don't believe in anything anymore! I don’t believe in the moon or the stars, or the sun … or destiny or magic - or men!”
Marisa Tomei - Faith Corvatch