- Mary: We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
- Ray: But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal". Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.

Charlize Theron - Mary
Jason Bateman - Ray

“Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you, Louis. Louis, my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claudia

“- Abby Janello: Being with him is like making a choice.
- Donna: You don't have that choice, Abby. You have other choices.
- Abby Janello: It just can't be him - that's all.
- Donna: Ok, then fine. But whether it's Buddy or someone else a year from now, whoever you choose will be there because Greg is not. That's just how it is.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello
Caroline Aaron - Donna

“- Danny Witwer: Lamar thinks you left John because he lost himself in Precrime instead of you.
- Lara Clarke: I left him, because everytime I looked at him, I saw my son. Everytime time I got close to him, I smelled my little boy. That's why I left him. And now you can leave.”
Colin Farrell - Danny Witwer
Kathryn Morris - Lara Clarke

“- Jack: I heard about you and Danielle breaking up.
- Larry: You heard? It just happened fifteen minutesago.
- Jack: Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything.”
Steve Martin - Jack
Steve Martin - Larry