“Sex makes people crazy.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

“Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“- Officer Richard Lymangood: All those people. What do you suppose they're all doing down there?
- Officer Frank Murphy: Well, according to the latest statistics, about 1 million, 775 thousand of them are... getting it on!
- Officer Richard Lymangood: That many, eh!
- Officer Frank Murphy: The rest are waiting for 'Laverne and Shirley'!”

Daniel Stern - Officer Richard Lymangood
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy

“Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.”
Oliver Reed - Proximo

“A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.”
Frank Morgan - The Wizard of Oz