“- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
- Man Stoner: I think we're parked.”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“- Woody Jason: Pull her up!
- Capt. Jim Gordon: Did you know I used to drive a roller coaster?”

John Carroll - Woody Jason
John Wayne - Capt. Jim Gordon

“- Darren: Just drive towards him. He'll move. Nobody wants to die.
- Lizbeth: That's a freaking fact. Least of all us.
- Darren: Will you just drive? He'll get out of our way.
- Lizbeth: That really scared the shit out of him.”

Tony Goldwyn - Darren
Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

I was drivin' down the road the other day and I get pulled over, and the policeman said, "You been drinkin'?" I'm like, "No. Why, is there fat girl in my back seat?" Good lord. "By God, there's two of 'em! I guess I was drinkin'!
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon