“- Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
- Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.”
Marlon Wayans - Snails
Justin Whalin - Ridley Freeborn

“I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.”
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“It's only in going uphill that you realize you're headed downhill.”
William Hurt - George Gulden

“There's two ways to look at it: Billy wants the models and limousines, while I'm happy with hookers and taxicabs.”
Hugh Dillon - Joe Dick

“- Maxim Brajlovsky: Easy as cake, huh?
- Dr. Walter Curnow: Pie. Easy as pie.”
Elya Baskin - Maxim Brajlovsky
John Lithgow - Dr. Walter Curnow