“- Tommy: If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me.
- Crystal: What kind of deal is that, huh? I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me.
- Tommy: It's a good deal. It's a good deal for me!”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy
Debi Mazar - Crystal

“That's not how we make deals around here. You have to get bitten by a Mahooky Spider, you'll get a fever and delusions. You'll start to say things. Then if you're intensions prove true... we trust you.”
Charlize Theron - Jill Young

“- Cliff Spab: Morrow, what's the deal?
- Morrow Streeter: What's the deal? You mean, what am I sure of? The only thing I'm sure of is that everything's unsure.”
Stephen Dorff - Cliff Spab
Jake Busey - Morrow Streeter

“You can't have faith in people, only the deals you make with them. People are only as good as the deals they make and keep.”
Adrienne Shelly - Audry

“- Eugene Ackerman: I want to guarantee David's safety.
- Nick Pulovski: Mr. Ackerman, if you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Tom Skerritt - Eugene Ackerman
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski