“Don't cry for me, Argentina. For I am ordinary, unimportant, and undeserving of such attention unless we all are - I think we all are. So share my glory, so share my coffin...”

Madonna - Eva Perón

“Dust to dust, ash to ash. Let's take him downstairs and burn his ass.”

Isaac Hayes - Aloysius

“- Spider: What do you want to do, Scuz, turn over gravestones?
- Scuz: No, I just want to look around the graveyard - I never seen one before.
- Spider: Haven't you ever been to a funeral?
- Scuz: I never knew anyone that died.”
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider
Brian Peck - Scuz

“There is a clause in all of my contracts, that my liver is to be buried separately, and, with honors.”
Richard Burton - Colonel Allen Faulkner

“- Bulldog: If we're dead then what are we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
- Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!”
Samuel Monroe Jr. - Bulldog
Clarence Williams III - Mr. Simms