“I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. I didn't buy you a gift. But this is on loan until you two find your song.”

Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“I hate to have to do this, but there's a speech clause in my contract. I know you guys have been reading the papers. That this is just a thing for publicity, part of my ongoing feud with Leonard Huff. But it would selfish of me to put you guys in such a jam just for publicity. No my motivation is deeper than that. It's ego.”

Scott Bakula - Gus Cantrell

“Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.”
Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“- Constance Spano: Now what do we do?
- President Thomas J. Whitmore: Address the nation. There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there.
- Constance Spano: Yeah? I'm one of 'em.”
Margaret Colin - Constance Spano
Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

- Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."
- Toula Portokalos: Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech.
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos