- Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. "You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...".
- Chase Hammond: "Another tequila shot?".
Jordan Bridges - Eddie Lampell
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“Ask him if he understands what tremendous pleasure women get looking at naked men.”

Jacqueline Bisset - Claudia Dennis

“I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Is whatever it is, painful?
- Isobel Sedbusk: Not in the least. In fact I should think it'd be a most pleasant death.”

Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth
Auriol Lee - Isobel Sedbusk

“Killed by a naked blonde who doesn't wear underwear to the strains of a Jerry Goldsmith score. Come to think of it, I'd sort of dig that myself.”
Eric McCormack - Mark