“Come on, don't be gay in God's house! Gimme a good slap!”
Jason Bateman - Roger Donahue

“- Erin: It's just sex. You have the whole rest of your life to be monogamous.
- Carter: That's just it Erin. I'm ready for the whole rest of my life to begin. I want to be in love with the next person I sleep with. I was the next person I sleep with to be the last person I sleep with.
- Erin: No guy hopes for that.”
Vanessa Marcil - Erin
Sean O'Bryan - Carter

“Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my dick, Tracy?!”
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“Can we get you anything else? Water, coffee, couple of female slaves?”

Julie Benz - Carol Connelly

“I decided within the next month, I'll not sit on my roof and think about jumping, but I'll actually kill myself. And I wasn't going out of this world without knowing what it was actually like to get laid.”
Kurt Cobain - Himself