“- Bruce Nolan: Is this heaven?
- God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Morgan Freeman - God

“- Harold: It's beautiful.
- Taylor: Course it's beautiful, did you think I'd take you to an ugly mountain?”
Matt Craven - Harold
Michael Biehn - Taylor

“- Jeff: No-one's going to believe he went to Miami, nobody goes to Miami!
- Rudy: Old people go to Miami, he's old isn't he? Where do you want him to go, Aspen?
- Jeff: Aspen? Fuck Aspen, this crate won't go around the block...
- Big Jim: The fuck it won't! This motherfucker runs!”

Gerrit Graham - Jeff
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic

“The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you.”
Curtis Armstrong - Charles De Mar

“First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for now, observe the silence of the chi.”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis