“- Michelle: Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried.
- Jeannie: You cried?
- Michelle: Yeah.
- Andie: You mean one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
- Michelle: No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
- Andie: After how many days?
- Michelle: Five... two.”
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Annie Parisse - Jeannie
Kate Hudson - Andie

“- Louis: [Louis and Sabrina are kissing] I'm in Paris but you are somewhere else.
- Sabrina Fairchild: I'm sorry, Louis... I shouldn't have done this.
- Louis: I would like to help. But what you have to fix, you won't fix it in bed. You have to fix it here.”

Patrick Bruel - Louis
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“- Davy Jones: Ten years, I looked after those who died at sea, and finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. Why weren't you there?
- Tia Dalma: It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
- Davy Jones: I do not love you!
- Tia Dalma: Many things you were, Davy Jones, but never cruel.”
Bill Nighy - Davy Jones
Naomie Harris - Tia Dalma

“- Isabel Bigelow: Isn't there a spell that can make you stop crying?
- Nigel Bigelow: No, darling, there isn't.
- Isabel Bigelow: He's idiotic, and yet I find him completely charming. It's been like that since the beginning. Only now, I also hate him.
- Nigel Bigelow: Love.”

Nicole Kidman - Isabel Bigelow
Sir Michael Caine - Nigel Bigelow

“- Anna: Love bores you.
- Dan: No, it disappoints me.”
Julia Roberts - Anna
Jude Law - Dan