“If you need help paying for your mother's funeral, we can work it out. I want you to see that my reasons for doing this are not selfish, only this: I hope that you would do the same for me.”

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney

“Never pet a burning dog.”
Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“- Diego: Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me.
- Manny: That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other.”
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny

“If there's anything I can ever do for you... forget it, because I don't do those kinds of things.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”

Nick Offerman - Ron Swanson