“- Chon Wang: We stick together. We are partners.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's beautiful.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Samantha: I feel safer living with a man. Plus, I made some great friends.
- Parker Concorde: So, you're not worried about things turning... romantic?
- Samantha: Romantic?
- Parker Concorde: I mean, you're very... You're a very attractive woman.
- Samantha: Oh, thank you, Parker. That's why I only live with men who are gay.”

Alison Eastwood - Samantha
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“Forgive me, for not understanding that you have always been one of us. Our family will look to you now.”

Lance Henriksen - Kerchak

“Maybe all men got one big soul everybody's a part of, all faces are the same man.”
Jim Caviezel - Pvt. Witt

“Athos, if we fail in this - and we probably will - it will be an honor to die beside you.”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis