- Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
- Gunboat 1 Officer: You are speaking English right now.
- Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.

Matthew McConaughey - Dirk Pitt
Nicholas Beveney - Gunboat 1 Officer

“Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.”
Courtland Mead - Uh-Huh

“- Ray Boyd: D'you know that bees and dogs can smell fear?
- Jerry Maguire: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is not in the Hall of Fame?
- Ray Boyd: D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
- Jerry Maguire: I... I can't compete with that!”
Jonathan Lipnicki - Ray Boyd
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

- Paul: You know, the bonobo chimpanzee is the only non-human primate that has oral sex?
- Jimmy: Where do you find the time to watch "Animal Planet"? I'm with you 25 hours a day!
- Paul: [Pointing to head] I have to feed this. I have to feed this.
Tracy Morgan - Paul
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“- Drew Halbert: What are you doing?
- Jesse: Making a call. Willy likes the sound of my harmonica playing. When he hears it, he knows it's me.
- Drew Halbert: So you think you're gonna play that sound on the hydrophone.
- Jesse: Uh huh.
- Drew Halbert: And he's just gonna come running.”
Annie Corley - Drew Halbert
Jason James Richter - Jesse