“- Harold Lee: Why does everything has to be a huge argument with you, man?
- Kumar Patel: Because this is America, dude, and as long as I have my freedom of speech no one's going to shut me up.”
John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“I had enough bad luck to keep me laughin' the rest of my life. Sat in that jail. I sat in that jail ’til I nearby done rot to death. I know what it’s like, Ms. Celie, to wanna go somewhere and can’t.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice: “Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant”.
Graham Arthur Chapman - Harry Blackitt

“This is our fucking city! And nobody is going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong!”

David Ortiz - Himself

“I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. But the minute you shut that gate, I'll jump the fence and you'll never see me again.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon