“- Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
- Stan aka Loretta: I want to be one.
- Reg: What?
- Stan aka Loretta: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
- Reg: What?
- Stan aka Loretta: It's my right as a man.”
Michael Palin - Francis
Eric Idle - Stan aka Loretta
John Marwood Cleese - Reg

“- Valerie Jean Solanas: You're a guy? My god, I thought you were a lesbian.
- Candy Darling: Thanks, a lot of people say that.”
Lili Taylor - Valerie Jean Solanas
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

“- Becker: Ah Philip, are those girls girls?
- Phillip: They're all girls.”
Eric Roberts - Becker
Tim Finn - Phillip

“Talking between men and women never solves anything. Where we think, they feel. They are creatures of the heart.”
Anthony Quinn - Don Pedro Aragon

“- Walt Koontz: How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
- Rusty: Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
- Walt Koontz: Eh, you're ain't no woman.
- Rusty: I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt.
- Walt Koontz: You're nobody's idea of a woman.”
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty