“The world is full of shit indeed.”
Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: I'm sorry. You have to speak up, son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations.
- Beavis: Really? I poop too much.
- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: Maybe you're lactose intolerant.
- Beavis: I mean... No, no. I poop too much! And then I get tired.”
Cloris Leachman - Old Woman on Plane and Bus
Mike Judge - Beavis

“I'll probably shit blood tonight.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“- Buddy: What is that smell?
- Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.”

Hannibal Buress - Buddy
Dana Carvey - Pops

“I need to go do a number two almost immediately.”
Rhian Rees - Dana Haines