“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
Will Smith - Hitch

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes”.
Kristen Miller - Lisa

“- Randy: So, when can I see you again?
- Julie Richman: Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?
- Randy: It's how I feel. It's what I want.”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“- Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
- Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe